You know, Julie and I have been working hard this week. I’ve been trying to get my house organized and cleaned so that Julie can settle in, an overwhelming task when you live with two toddlers. And Julie has had a lot on her plate with all the life changes happening to her recently, a few of which are really sad.
But our problems are solved! We can just hire this lady. She dusts AND mopes! No more need for Julie and I to work hard or be sad; if you need us, we’ll be off sipping margaritas.