Jan 262009
 

Does Big Bird have both his eyes?

Come here and get your pants on.

Quit pressing the monkey button.

No, we don’t put our forks in our hair.

Yes, you have two nipples.

  2 Responses to “Things I Thought I'd Never Say, and Then I Had Kids”

  1. You are so funny! lol. You have to write a book, Jennifer. Oh my gosh. You and Andy could rotate chapters. It would be a best-seller.

  2. How about this one: “Oohhhh, you need another cracker? Sorry, Mommy’s playing Mario Cart.”

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