JENNIFER: (pointing to concert photo her cousin posted on Facebook) John Paul Jones. Who’s that?
ANDY: He was in Led Zeppelin.
JENNIFER: Wasn’t there a pope named John Paul Jones?
ANDY: You mean Pope John Paul? (sarcastically) I don’t think there’s ever been a “Pope Jones.”
ANDY: (proceeds to mock Jennifer)
What can I say? I was raised a Methodist.