Jennifer and kids baking chocolate chip cookies
HENRY: (pretending to read recipe) We need apples!
ELEANOR: Apples? Mom, Henry said we need apples?
HENRY: Mom, I’m CRAZY!
in kitchen, playing with playdough, pretending to be Peter Rabbit and his mother
ELEANOR: Look, Peter, I’m cutting up radishes!
HENRY: Ooh, I love radishes! Where did you get them?
HENRY: You mean Rabbit Kroger?
at supper table, family talking about numbers
ANDY: So if you had five carrots, and gave me two carrots, how many would you have?
ELEANOR: (thinks) …THREE!
ANDY: That’s right! Good job, Eleanor! You’re really smart.
ELEANOR: It wasn’t ME, it was the MATH!
Jennifer turns on an episode of Busytown Mysteries
HENRY: Mom! Mom! We haven’t seen this one in YEARS!
ELEANOR: If we had some metal, we could build a robot!
JENNIFER: Yeah, I suppose we could.
ELEANOR: But we’d need googlie eyes. Do they have some in this town?
Henry describes his birth:
Eleanor advances a new theory of evolution: