JENNIFER: How was your first day of Bible School? What did you learn today?
HENRY: God songs.
JENNIFER: God songs, huh? What did you learn about God?
HENRY: He can make things on fire.
Henry and Eleanor are in their room, singing some of those “God songs” and discussing them
ELEANOR: No, Henry! God isn’t wild, but PANDA GOD is.
JENNIFER: So, I know you told me that Jonah got swallowed by the whale because he was running away from God. But then what happened?
HENRY: Jonah got out of the whale.
JENNIFER: How did Jonah get out of the whale?
HENRY: The whale spit him out.
JENNIFER: Do you know why the whale spit him out?
HENRY: Because people taste HORRIBLE.