Aug 152011

Sure, Cupid can wear my Snuggie.

Tents LOVE cheese.

Well, that’s between you and your monster.

No poopin’, no wipin’.

Henry, let Eleanor take her turn stomping on the frog.

I’m everybody’s skee ball machine.

Please quit pretending to fart and eat your supper.

  2 Responses to “Things I Never Thought I'd Say and Then I Had Kids”

  1. Things I thought I’d never say: I cannot wait to say those things to little mini me’s running around.


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