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For the finale, she was revealed to wear a kimono, with an anime version of herself silkscreened on one sleeve, over a sparkling, black bodysuit with LED lights built into it.
This is followed by a video intermission that contains the beginning of the music video for “My Prerogative,” and in which a stalker reveals that Spears is a secret agent.
Spears returns to the stage wearing a golden outfit and performs an Egyptian-inspired version of “Gimme More,” containing a barge and fireworks.
After the song changes back to the original version, Spears starts flying in a platform with giant angel wings.
She reappears to perform a martial arts-inspired version of “Toxic,” in which she defeats a group of ninjas.
(Ninjas, people. NINJAS!)