Mar 082012
 

Riding in the van
ELEANOR: I want to listen to girl music!
HENRY: No! I hate girl music! Girl music makes all the ear wax go to my ears. I like to keep my ears clean.

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HENRY: Only girls like the color pink. Boys like blue, Stars Wars, and green.

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At bedtime
ELEANOR: I’m going to stay awake ALL night, and sleep ALL day tomorrow. ‘Cause I’m nocturnal, Dad.

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 Things Eleanor has said in her sleep

(mumble mumble mumble) STAR WARS (mumble mumble mumble) STAR WARS

I need you!

SPONGEBOB!

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At supper, the family is chatting about their day

HENRY: (playfully taps himself on head) My stupid brain! I want to think about other stuff but all it thinks about is Star Wars!

  One Response to “My Kids Say The Darnedest Things”

  1. THOSE ARE ALL SO FUNNY! :) Thanks for the joyful, giggly start to the day!

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