You might want to print and frame this for posterity.

Yesterday was a day that my children will tell their grandchildren about, for behold!

I, Jennifer “OMG the water up here is, like, waaaay too cold, I mean, I grew up in southern Illinois where the pool water was 80 degrees by Memorial Day, like, HOW do you people STAND it?” Worthington, the girl who has never swam in Lake Michigan in her fifteen years of visiting the area,

SWAM IN LAKE MICHIGAN.

TWICE IN ONE DAY.

I would like to thank global warming and our summer-long heat wave for this impressive achievement.