Sep 062012
 

watching Jennifer type on her iPhone
HENRY: Wow, that’s a long passage word.

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kindergarten yesterday, lunch time
HENRY: Mom, are you having fun?
JENNIFER: Oh, totally, Henry.
HENRY: See, Mom? (elbows Jennifer) I TOLD you it was fantastic.

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walking into the bathroom to go potty
HENRY: Calling all systems on Henry! Calling all systems on Henry!

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 playing Mario Kart, Henry attempts to trash talk
JENNIFER: (gets bumped by another car) Dude! Henry, did you just hit me?
HENRY: Yeah, I hit you. For extra credit! For your CREDIT CARD!

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*toot* *toot*
JENNIFER: Henry, is that you farting?
HENRY: Yeah. I’m FARTING FOR JOY!

  2 Responses to “My Kids Say The Darnedest Things: Special All-Henry Edition!”

  1. BAM!!! I can’t wait until he’s 15! He’s going to be a card!

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